Mission Impossible................

To compensate for our lack of spirit to deal with terrorists or for not having a heart for war,
We should really start making new strategies, IPL for an instance has given us a lot of strategies, when there is a crisis between India and Pakistan, we should reach a mutual agreement for joint auctioning of military and political personnels and India should buy the pakistan military general and president too, ofcourse if the price tag is affordable, but honestly speaking given to their limited wit and impotency(in actual combat) it cant be more than what owners paid for the cheapest IPL player(i have no idea who it is) and I really dont think Pakistan can afford our military generals and president or our prime minister since even our dumb wit MPs are worth 1000 of crores on their own and in an auction Pakistan will have to mortgage their remaining lands to America, I mean if there is anything left.
If we Tamils can accept Dhoni as CSK's captain, we Indians can accept an auctioned Zardari or kayani which is only a broader perspective:P and they can amuse us with their anecdotes about the art of playing double agent,peace in India, strike 1.
While the above strategy solves the problems in the subcontinent, we should do something about America's troubles with al-queda, after thinking it through I came up with an even easier strategy; we replace the "b" with "s" in the name,"obama", now how can al-queda ever have the heart to attack a country run by a person named Osama, atleast it will help the arab countries to feel a bit less threatened, which in turn will keep the crude oil prices at bay, world peace, thats strike 2.
And finally the major obsession of the UPA government over nuclear power plants, all the cabinet ministers and the primeminister and the head of the NAC, ms.Sonia gandhi should take turns living near a nuclear reactor or its even better if they run one in their own backyard, so as to prove their point on the safety of the radiation levels and to convince every other Indian citizen on the same, if they are not okay with it, its only fair a common citizen feels not okay with a nuclear reactor near his residence, and thats strike 3.

P.S: and yes, I do believe the crack down on ramlila maidhan is the modern day Jalian wala baag, and a sensitive chord of "right to expression" has been torn apart from the land which invented fasting as a way to protest.

cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate.....

Now that Osama is dead, citizens of United states shall sleep without fear, not that they weren't sleeping well all these days but death of such a fearsome terrorist is an added luxury just like having your own jacuzzi ;)(eppudiii). And obama will be very much relieved since there were speculations so dumb that he will be soft on Osama for their name's sake ;)(too dumb, even to my standards) and the timing of his death i should say is well doctored, US has already explained how the questioning of the detainees in guantanamo has helped to pin down the mujahideen, and now wikileaks stir on Guantanamo bay can be kept in check. As any tamil guy would say, "ore kallula rendu manga" :P
And our brothers of the past, pakistanis never fail to give us a hearty laugh, now by screaming that the proximity of the luxury residence to the high profile military academy is "unbelievably accidental" and as always his highness mr.Manmohan singh will find time to acknowledge the lie, in another cricket match most likely and this too might evoke jealousy in lankan sports minister's heart so he might claim the world cup since they won the toss fair and square but of course in the controversial second toss , nevertheless, i believe they deserve the cup with a crucial toss win.
On a more serious note, death of a terrorist such as Osama, is one less threat but more hatred and malicious intent planted in the hearts of his followers for desperation to avenge is the most lethal of all weapons. Its better to prepare for the worst rather than chasing the next al-quaeda head for another decade.
India on the other hand has taken a vow of silence; as a govt, on the issues of tamils, iraq and libya and wherever US is involved and as a prime minister the vow of silence has an extended list of A.Rasa, Kanimozhi, S-Band, Adarsh housing and endosulphan and God knows what more to come, so definitely we should be doing fine with out any external threats or any chance of more Osamas swarming on us, may be a veerapan-like terrorist and few naxals are a possibility but nothing our P.Chidambaram cannot handle.Its about time The USA, Pakistan and China understands the advantages of having a finance minister for internal affairs ;)(so much for experiments on UFOs, for a change try this)

And honestly I believe India should condemn the US intervention on pakistan's grounds atleast for the heck of it.
How else are we going to grow a spine.. :):)


P.S:Forgive me if I've somewhere swapped Obama for Osama or vice versa, absolutely not intentional ;):)

Dawn of a new era......

We are going to miss the good old days when the politicians and govt. officials held the monopoly over corruption, it is only fair that scientists have taken their place in the queue to have found a way to the hard earned money of the already exploited citizens of this God forsaken land, after all this is an era of science.
The whole scam may be a hoax, an election stunt to shun the clean name of the ruling Congress but one only knows too well to come to such a presumptuous conclusion and having scraped the deal with Devas ISRO has proved that their indeed a problem exists. Being under the direct authority of the Prime minister Mr.Manmohan singh previously recognized as “The clean Man” whose reputation is now under serious scrutiny with the scams flying all around, this issue is adding up to his miseries with out proper answers being returned.
Indian citizens have always been very proud about the achievements of our scientists, the leap we’ve taken in the field of space science and nuclear power in a short duration of independence and financially unsatisfied economy, with the need for development pitted against limited resources ISRO has proven its steel only too often. Our scientists have always been looked upon as Great men and of course they are great men. But it is no secret, being Great men they have a Great responsibility to remain beyond the line of doubt, to not to disappoint the half starved Indian populace for providing the funds apart from their already strangled monthly budget; those few great men are indebted to these commons.
It doesn’t take a political genius to say a scam of such level could not have been possible with out the Govt’s hand in it, given to congress’ reputation of being the fore bearers of corruption from the days of bofors to the 2G scam only with a scale-up of a mere 70 crores as in bofors to a striking 1.76 lakh crores in 2G and now with all probability they will be taking the stats to a new record high and so it never shocks a common man to expect such unexpected from a politician or a party, but it is the ISRO’s involvement which raises concerns about our already tainted future.

To be loyal to their own conscience is not everyone’s privilege but it is what you ought to do when a billion hearts beats at rhythm for your success in everything you do from a satellite launch to a moon mission. It is ISRO’S duty to clear its name or at least to offer an apology and an explanation to the tax payers.

God Save Us All