Mission Impossible................

To compensate for our lack of spirit to deal with terrorists or for not having a heart for war,
We should really start making new strategies, IPL for an instance has given us a lot of strategies, when there is a crisis between India and Pakistan, we should reach a mutual agreement for joint auctioning of military and political personnels and India should buy the pakistan military general and president too, ofcourse if the price tag is affordable, but honestly speaking given to their limited wit and impotency(in actual combat) it cant be more than what owners paid for the cheapest IPL player(i have no idea who it is) and I really dont think Pakistan can afford our military generals and president or our prime minister since even our dumb wit MPs are worth 1000 of crores on their own and in an auction Pakistan will have to mortgage their remaining lands to America, I mean if there is anything left.
If we Tamils can accept Dhoni as CSK's captain, we Indians can accept an auctioned Zardari or kayani which is only a broader perspective:P and they can amuse us with their anecdotes about the art of playing double agent,peace in India, strike 1.
While the above strategy solves the problems in the subcontinent, we should do something about America's troubles with al-queda, after thinking it through I came up with an even easier strategy; we replace the "b" with "s" in the name,"obama", now how can al-queda ever have the heart to attack a country run by a person named Osama, atleast it will help the arab countries to feel a bit less threatened, which in turn will keep the crude oil prices at bay, world peace, thats strike 2.
And finally the major obsession of the UPA government over nuclear power plants, all the cabinet ministers and the primeminister and the head of the NAC, ms.Sonia gandhi should take turns living near a nuclear reactor or its even better if they run one in their own backyard, so as to prove their point on the safety of the radiation levels and to convince every other Indian citizen on the same, if they are not okay with it, its only fair a common citizen feels not okay with a nuclear reactor near his residence, and thats strike 3.

P.S: and yes, I do believe the crack down on ramlila maidhan is the modern day Jalian wala baag, and a sensitive chord of "right to expression" has been torn apart from the land which invented fasting as a way to protest.